Don't let the sheep count you when you are trying to count sheep!

Having an image of lavatory paper in front of you is of no use

 when you are in need of the real thing.

A small amount of misery and hardship each day is much preferred over one great big walloping disaster.

If the disaster must occur, then let it be prepared for by dealing with small amounts of misery and hardship each day.

I rather think that singing from the one song sheet detracts from the general cacophony of life.

Going to the Reptile Park to watch a spider being milked.

I just wonder how big the stool is to sit on to milk the spider???

New form of meal time fun - bread wrestling. Guess who lost?

Best performed dining out in style!

Fort putting hot water in the coffee cup. It is now the time of year to put hot water in the coffee jar just to keep going!