Friday, August 10, 2012

Questions for the Exhausted

How do you track a shadow?
For that matter, in a shadow boxing match? How do you knock out a shadow?

How dense does a fog have to be for you to see a fart being expelled?

Since a horse wears shoes, should it be given the option to wear Nikes?

I know that there are liver pills, but I’m not sure how you give a liver a pill.

Has anyone ever stood in front of an oncoming wombat and not been knocked down?

A school of thought should be a school to show you how to question and develop your own ideas, not to school your thoughts to pre-determined thinking thought best for the student.

Feedback – is that another word for vomit?

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